Why Don't Y'all Go Back to Your Own Cabin If You Wanna Play With C.W.?

News that UPN and the WB are going to merge into one network called "CW" sounds like some kind of April Fool's prank, but I guess it's legit.

I just hope that the network's new mascot will be Michael J. Pollard's "Bonnie and Clyde" character, C.W. Moss.