Monday, October 14, 2019

Musty TV's Maniacal Halloween Countdown - Day 14

Christopher Lee made his Count Dracula debut in 1958's Dracula, or, as it was known in the States, Horror of Dracula, lest Americans get it confused with the 1931 Bela Lugosi flick.

Not that anyone would actually make that mistake. For one, this Dracula is in color, and isn't a complete snooze. And for another, Christopher Lee's Dracula is actually scary.

Not that I hate the 1931 Dracula! It's a beautiful bit of classic Hollywood filmmaking, and I appreciate it. It's just not as thrilling as the many, many Dracula movies that followed in the decades to come....

You can watch Horror of Dracula on Movies! at 8:30AM, or rent it via Amazon Prime for a scant $.99...

Sunday, October 13, 2019

Musty TV's Maniacal Halloween Countdown - Day 13

When hitchhikers won't take no for an answer.

The next three Sundays will be devoted to three movies I just have to watch every October. The first is Carnival of Souls.

Carnival of Souls hits so many of my sweet spots. One is its early 1960's time period, which includes the best clothes, cars, and hair. Another is the whole haunted carnival thing, because aren't carnivals in and of themselves always a bit creepy? (I've been to the Saltair Pavilion in Salt Lake City, where the carnival scenes were shot, though by the time I was there the structure seen in the film had already burnt down and been rebuilt.)

I also love that much of it is practically silent, and in fact one key scene is even centered on the world going silent around the heroine. Sometimes I just have it playing in the background during Halloween, just for the mood. And that's easy to do since it's available to view via YouTube....

Saturday, October 12, 2019

Musty TV's Maniacal Halloween Countdown - Day 12

Mondays, amiright?
This year mark the 30th anniversary of the release of Vampire's Kiss starring Nicolas Cage in what may be the most batshit crazy performance in a career full of batshit crazy performances.

I saw it in 1989 the weekend it was released, and I think my two friends and I may have been the only people in the theater. I didn't know what to make of it. I laughed a lot, but I didn't really know if I was supposed to be laughing. Not that it really mattered; I knew I'd never forget it, and I never have.

This anniversary piece at The Ringer takes a deep look into the film's creation (I didn't even realize the screenwriter had also written Martin Scorsese's After Hours, which makes so much sense), and it'll have you wanting to watch or re-watch it right away.

Which you can do at 6:00pm tonight on the Comet channel, or via rental on Vudu!

Friday, October 11, 2019

Musty TV's Maniacal Halloween Countdown - Day 11

It's Friday, so that means....GODZILLA! So let's have a Godzilla Gif Party!

For more Godzilla, just tune into TCM tonight. Here's their lineup (all times PST):

5:00 PM - Ghidorah, the Three-Headed Monster (1964)
6:45 PM - Invasion of Astro-Monster (1965)
10:00 PM - Son of Godzilla (1967)
11:45 PM - Destroy All Monsters (1969)

Thursday, October 10, 2019

Musty TV's Maniacal Halloween Countdown - Day 10

Have you been watching Evil on CBS? I watched the pilot two weeks ago, purely out of curiosity--I don't have much faith in CBS shows--and I'm kind of hooked.

Now, it's not, like, great. It's basically a criminal procedural with the possibility of demons and possessions tossed in, and the set-up, with a male "true believer" and a female skeptic, is pure X-Files. But the cast, with Mike Colter (Luke Cage) as a former journalist studying to be a priest, and Katja Herbers (Westworld) as a forensic psychiatrist who team up to debunk, or prove, the existence of miracles, possessions, and other spooky stuff, helps it rise above the cliche.

Oh, and there's also an incubus named George.

Looks like the first two episode might be available to watch on, and probably On Demand, and episode three airs tonight at 10:00PM.

Wednesday, October 09, 2019

Musty TV's Maniacal Halloween Countdown - Day 9

Do my hands give my age away?

Patton Oswalt gets the title wrong in his stand-up rant about Death Bed: The Bed That Eats (listen to it below) but you have to admit, Death Bed: The Bed That Eats People, as a title, is funnier than just Death Bed: The Bed That Eats. And frankly, it's more descriptive; it could have just been a bed that eats pets! Which would likely be less scary, and possibly just sad.

Not that Death Bed: The Bed That Eats is scary. It most certainly isn't! And it's never quite as hilariously bad as Patton Oswalt makes it sound, mainly because it's also terribly boring. But it exists, and that in itself is amazing. And you can watch the whole thing via YouTube below (with foreign subtitles), or free on Tubi.

Tuesday, October 08, 2019

Musty TV's Maniacal Halloween Countdown - Day 8

You can't go too wrong when you've got both Vincent Price and Agnes Moorehead in a movie. Toss in a murderer known as "the Bat," the arrival of an actual bat, and the actress who played Darla from Our Gang as a murder victim, and you've got 1950's The Bat.

It's on Movies! at 1:00PM PST, and also available to view via YouTube right here.

Monday, October 07, 2019

Musty TV's Maniacal Halloween Countdown - Day 7

In the Tall Grass, based on a novella written by Stephen King and his son, Joe Hill, premiered on Netflix on Friday, and it's...well, it's not as bad as some of the other crap available on Netflix.

It starts off immediately, with no real build up, finding a pregnant woman and her brother venturing into a huge field of tall grass to rescue a child who is calling for help. At a little over 90 minutes, it also doesn't waste a lot of time getting to the horror. There are some scares to be had, for sure, and as tends to be the case with any good Stephen King story, you want to keep reading/watching because you really want to see what happens next, even if the story itself is...kind of dumb. Alas, as also tends to be the case with many Stephen King stories, the ending is not as strong as the buildup. But at least the ride there has its memorable moments.

It's not the best Stephen King adaptation, but it's definitely not the worst, and Halloween wouldn't be Halloween without at least SOME Stephen King in your October repertoire.

Sunday, October 06, 2019

Musty TV's Maniacal Halloween Countdown - Day 6

This poster should have posted a spoiler alert

The Last Man on Earth (not to be confused with the Fox comedy of the same name, which was sadly cancelled on a cliffhanger, although I kind of totally forgot about that until writing this sentence), stars Vincent Price as, possibly, the last living person on an earth that has become overrun with vampires. It was the first of three adaptations of Richard Matheson's book I Am Legend, and remains the best (mainly because The Omega Man is pretty laughable at times and the Will Smith version is plagued by terrible CGI monsters).

It's playing on the Retro Channel at 10:00PM PST, or you can watch a beautiful widescreen print of it right here via YouTube!

Saturday, October 05, 2019

Musty TV's Maniacal Halloween Countdown - Day 5

Uh, yeah. He's lying on the table...Definitely...

Creature Features may be a local production, but it's moved up in the world since last year, and now you can watch full episodes on Roku and Fire TV channels, as well as on YouTube. But if you want to watch it the old fashioned way, it airs locally on TV-20 at 10:00 PM Saturday nights.

Tonight's feature is The Amazing Transparent Man from director Edgar G. Ulmer, which you can also watch right here this evening!