So I was reading this story about Joaquin Phoenix checking into rehab and I started thinking "Who is he married to again?" and I immediately thought, "Isn't he married to River Phoenix's sister?" which of course is insane. So I guess I was getting him confused with Casey Affleck, Ben's brother, who is indeed married to Summer Phoenix, Joaquin's (and River's) sister. Which just illustrates that Hollywood nepotism makes my brain hurt, and I should go lie down.
But yeah, rehab...Too bad, bro!