He Had No Idea How to Play the Cello. He Was Blowing Into It

This week's Tube Tops is now up on the SFGate Culture Blog!

I have no idea if I have a cold, or have just suddenly developed an allergy to sunshine, but whatever it is, my head feels like it's underwater. I'm being forced to breathe through my mouth, and I never realized how incredibly annoying that can be. I guess I'll never be a scuba diver.