It Must Be Fate That All the Great Should Graduate in '88

A discussion on another blog about the TV Land reality series "High School Reunion," which premieres tonight, caused me to realize that this year would be my 20th high school reunion, if our high school had any kind of alumni association, which it doesn't, thank god. TWENTY YEARS! That also led me to realize that come next year, I will have officially been going to college for 20 years. And that led to the realization that I should just kill myself. Or at least plan ahead and book a big hall for a combined retirement/graduation from college party.