Thursday, April 10, 2008

Please Ignore His Incredible Bulk

I've been avoiding any and all news about the new "Incredible Hulk" movie because, one, I don't care, and two, I think there should be some kind of Hollywood law that you have to wait at least 10 years before you can remake or re-attempt a movie that was a colossal failure. But I stumbled upon the trailer today, and I just can believe that they've given the Hulk incredible pants. AGAIN!


Jeff said...

Non-tearing lavender trousers are part of the Hulk's lore...I'm sure there's a scientific explanation for the whole thing.

I don't care about the movie, either...and I even have some Hulk merchandise, way in the back of the broom closet behind the vacuum cleaner.

Rain said...

It's a scientific explanation I fear I will never actually learn, much like how, exactly, does Superman actually fly?

Or does the Hulk just carry around huge pants with him everywhere he goes, gingerly putting them on whenever he undergoes The Change?