I just love the current speculation that Katie Holmes is wearing a pregnancy pillow and isn't really pregnant. The whole thing gets weirder and weirder! She looked ready to burst a month ago, and now she's walking around shopping, and wearing regular (and actually, rather tight) jeans. (Fine. Maybe it's not a pillow. Maybe it's just a convincing prosthetic. And if it isn't, for the love of Xenu, will someone get this girl some proper maternity pants?!)
His movie comes out May 5th. Maybe she already had the baby, and they're timing the "birth" to coincide with the movie opening. Or she was never really pregnant. (If the latter is true, than her looking like hell recently has nothing to do with being pregnant....And that's kind of scary.)
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She "had" the baby today - early this morning. It is a girl, they've named her Suri. Also - 7.7lbs. No freaking way - where are the 3 other babies she had in that giant belly?!
Obviously, this investigative post on the truth about her pregnancy forced them to make a hasty announcement about the child's "birth."
Also, "Suri"? The hell?
Also also, how awesome is it that Brooke Shields gave birth to her second child today, too?
The Brooke Shields/Katie Holmes tandem birth cracked me up, too. Hee!
Last night I had a dream that TomKat had the big unveiling of Suri, and she was obvious of Asian-descent, and they hemmed and hawed, swearing that she was their actual spawn.
I love having celebrity gossip dreams!
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