I know, I know. Sports? BASEBALL? Are you kidding me?
It won't become a habit. I promise. It's just that I was at a bar last night, and the Yankees-Red Sox game was on, and I can't help but get sucked into the rivalry. I'm sick of the Yankees. They need to lose. And after witnessing this bit of ridiculousness I want them to lose EVEN MORE.
So tonight's game is it. I want the Yankees to lose so bad I can't even tell you. I want them to lose so much that I won't even be able to watch the game. It's just too nerve-wracking. Wake me when it's over.