If you didn't catch the premiere of the new season of The Surreal Life last night, be sure to catch a re-run. It was...unbelievable. I didn't think anything could top the trainwreck first appearance of Brigitte Nielsen last season, but boy was I wrong. The show finally lived up to its "Surreal" title with the site of a drunken, naked Verne "Mini Me" Troyer driving around on an electric scooter and peeing in a corner. It was both hilarious and really, really disturbing to watch. And perhaps the most frightening result of last night's show? I'm totally hot for Christopher "Peter Brady" Knight now.
Anyway, you can see some of the highlights by visiting the show's site and clicking on the sneak peek link.
Edited to add: Go here and click on "Mini-Me's Gotta Pee" for a look at the horrifying moment, uncut!