Someone unknown to me kept sending me text messages yesterday, even though I insisted I did not know him. In an effort to find the person he's looking for I give to you, our text message exchange.
Him: Too cool to say hello, huh?
Me: Don't know who u r!
This is rob, damn it
Rob who? This is Rain. U writing the right person?
Oh my god I was freakin with you you early today shit I was the one tellin you that I was about to go to sleep on your bed
Dude, I don't know U. U have the WRONG NUMBER!
Da black guy that always fall asleep on your couch
Shit fuckin ask porsche and courtney about me
At which point I finally called him and told him to stop sending me messages, that I did not know him, and that he had the wrong number. And then he asked me whose house I live in, and I said, "I live alone. DUDE! I DON'T KNOW YOU, OK?"
And then he hung up.