Da-yaaaam!

Did anyone watch the Britney Spears interview on Dateline last night? Holy crap. It was 100 times better than I ever imagined it could be. First, she looked like absolute hell. Her face was greasy, her hair was uncombed, and she had a huge smudge over one eye. Could have been mascara, eyeliner, a false eyelash, who knows, but someone needed to run over to her with a damp Kleenex and get rid of it. Also, she was in trash clothes and tacky jewelry, and her boobs...oh, her boobs. Second, apparently the interview was conducted next to her refrigerator or something because there was a loud hum throughout the whole thing. Who lets something like that pass? Don't they do sound checks for things like this? Maybe Britney's breasts (which were on full display--FULL display) make that noise when she gets upset. Third, in trying to explain why she loves KFed, she kept saying, "He's just so simple. There's nothing complicated about him. Women make things so complicated, but he's simple." Awesome.

Lastly, she's just DUMB. Flat out. Trying to make excuses for driving with the baby on her lap ("My daddy used to do that with me! I'd be on his lap, pretending I was driving.") and almost dropping the kid on a New York street (her excuse for that was priceless. She talked about how her brother went to the hospital dozens of times as a kid because he was always getting hurt on his bike. "Stuff happens to kids, Matt!" Wrong, on so many levels) all the while chew, chew, chewing her gum.

I'm hoping the whole thing shows up somewhere at some point today (NBC has already cracked down on the clips on YouTube), but for now, here are some amusing takes on the interview.

Edited to add: Defamer's got some of the interview. It's a YouTube video, so might not be around for long, though. SociallyRetarded on YouTube seems to have the full thing in three parts, too. OR you could watch the whole thing on the TV TONIGHT as NBC will be reairing it at 8pm. Woot!