Seriously, I know. Enough with the Katie Holmes-Tom Cruise brouhaha. So she's converting to Scientology. We all saw that coming.
But I do think it should be pointed out that when she was on Letterman last week, she admitted that they've known each other for six weeks.
Shouldn't they give it, say, two months before making these insane proclamations and conversions?
Also, she couldn't come up with a story about how they met either. What is UP with that?