The cast for the fifth season of "The Surreal Life" has been announced, and I don't know whether to laugh or shoot myself in the head. Here it is: Janice Dickinson ("The World's First Supermodel" or, alternatively, "ONE of the World's First Supermodels), Bronson Pinchot (ahhh...Balki), Omarosa (Oh god...no.), Caprice (Who?), Sandi Denton (Salt, of Salt-n-Pepa), Carey Hart (not to be confused with Corey Hart), and--good grief--Jose Canseco.
Hope you can hold out. It doesn't premiere until September 4th.