I'm Trying to Relax and Wait to Commit Suicide!

Thanks to Anonymous for pointing out in my previous post that there is ANOTHER new clip of Royce and Marilyn, and it has one of the best quotes yet!



I have to agree with Royce here. Talking about sports is awful, and even more awful is having to watch sports when all you're trying to do is get plastered at your local watering (hell) hole. GARBAGE!

Royce, P.I.!

OMG! There's a new video of my beloved Royce up on YouTube. I have no idea if it was filmed recently, and it's woefully brief, but at least it's something new.



Whoever is posting these vids is just maddening. He gives no information about Royce and Marilyn's whereabouts, or if they are even still alive, and offers no details about the videos at all. I just hope he is doing this because he has something much bigger and better in the works. Perhaps an actual documentary? Please?

Tori Lives!

As some of you know, I went through a trauma with my kitteh, Tori, this week. For those who don't, the story is thus: Tori is an old lady. She's either 18 or 19, the math always screws me up. (I got her in February of 1991, but she was about four months old when I adopted her so....she'll be 19 around November. There. That wasn't so hard!) About three years ago, I was sure she was a goner as she had developed kidney disease, which required a change in diet and injecting her with subcutaneous fluids every other day. Miraculously, all that seemed to help, and she's been going strong ever since.

Around the end of last year, a small lump she's had for many years suddenly started growing. A needle biopsy was done, and the results pretty much proved she has mammary cancer. Because of her age, I decided to just let the lump be, as I didn't want to risk putting her under anesthesia to have it removed, and figured she's only got a few more years left, as long as the tumor wasn't bothering her, just let her be.

Unfortunately, the tumor started to...explode. It just kept growing, and bursting her skin, bleeding, and eventually, despite my cleaning it every day, began to get infected. So the choice then became, letting it grow until it was so big and gross and painful that it became a total bother to her, and putting her down for that, or risking having it removed completely.

So I opted for removal. I didn't really think I had a choice, really. It just wasn't fair to leave something so uncomfortable on her belly like that. Because of her age, anesthesia was a risk, but I thought that losing her on the table trying to make her feel better would be a better thing than having to make the choice to put her down because she was feeling awful. Luckily, the pre-surgery tests--blood work, chest x-ray--showed no issues, and the vet felt she would get through the surgery OK.

And she did!

Of course, she's not totally out of the woods yet. There can still be post-surgery complications, but she seems to be doing well, albeit trying to manage her way around the apartment while wearing a plastic Cone of Tragedy. (What makes it even more tragic is she's losing her sight as well, so there's just no way she can avoid bumping into everything around her.)

For the record, she had her surgery at the Nob Hill Cat Clinic, where I've been taking her for many, many years, and they did a great job. I'd recommend the place highly to anyone with a cat. Especially if you live in the Nob Hill/Polk Street/Tendernob area.

I'm so glad to have my old lady roommate back. I think I'll put on my new, gigantic hat, sit next to my Elizabethan-collared friend, and talk about MUUUUUSIC.

God On a Wheel!

I have lived years of my life knowing nothing--NOTHING--about these women. Today that all changed.



It's things like this that stave off a fear of aging. I mean, really...



Why would I ever fear the time of my life when I can wear gold lame, a fur hat, dance in public, and not give a crap what anyone thinks?



Ok, yes. They may live in a HELL HOLE. But still. Marilyn and Royce, wherever you are, you are my heroes.

[via Boing Boing]