Gnome Around the World

Yay! The creepy Argentinian gnome is back! Just in time for Halloween!

Matter of Fact, I'm One of the Few Men In the City Who Has Nothing. Wrong. With Him.

OK. I'm posting this because everyone else is, and I've listened to it about 50 times since yesterday and it's awesome.



But, what started as one of those wacky Internet pass-alongs has gotten a little disturbing, in that this dude is real, and is really creepy.

If I Ever Go Missing

I suggest the first place you look for me would be in front of my TV set...

FIRST place. Not the place you decide to finally check after 42 years.

Gnome If You Want To

This might be the most perfect "creature caught on tape" footage ever taken. EVER. The story involves some weird "gnome" that has been terrorizing a South American town.

A GNOME.

Awesome.

They're Here Already! You're Next!

Mystery illness strikes after meteorite hits Peruvian village.

Thanks Yahoo! News, for thoroughly freaking my shit out this morning.

OK, Maybe Britney Spears ISN'T the Worst Parent in the World

Brings new meaning to the words "crack baby."

Nothing Good Can Come of This

Didn't these guys see "The Descent"? [via Boing Boing]

OMGWTFBBQ!?

I guess a lot of people saw this coming, but I was totally shocked to hear that Anna Nicole's sleazy lawyer is the father of her baby.

Ick....just...ICK.

I Called It!

Last month I wrote that one possible reason TomKat hadn't revealed any photos of baby Suri is because there was a mix-up at the sperm bank, and the baby is actually Asian.

Well, what do you think?

Crikey!

So far, TVGasm's photo and caption is my favorite "Hey! Did you hear the Crocodile Hunter got killed?" post yet.

I'll Be Honest Wit Ya

I'm sure I don't need to tell you about the Mel Gibson arrest and his crazy talk. At this point, it's been covered to death. I do have to admit it didn't come as much of a surprise to me that Mel Gibson starts to rant about the Jews when he gets drunk. Seriously, is anyone shocked by that? But it did instantly bring to mind that Dana Gould bit where he talks about his dad, and his dad's shit-faced phrase. Take a listen. I think Mr. Gould and Mr. Gibson should get together for a happy hour sometime.

"I Am Too Self Absorbed to Ever Stalk Anyone"

My favorite celebrity story of the past week has to be the saga of Dessarae Bradford and Colin Farrell. It's so awesome. Be sure to read Dessarae's personal site and check out her MySpace page so you can listen to her haunting song, "Colin Farrell Is My Bitch."

Suri With the Fringe on Top

Having no photographic proof of the existence of Suri Cruise, the conspiracy-minded have now taken to examining the birth certificate.

I think she'll soon be appearing on a grassy knoll in Dallas.

I Think Nicole Kidman's Father Is Happy For Her

But I can't be sure. [via]

"Is She Pregnant? Is She Pregnant By Some Guy?"

Anna Nicole discusses the rumors about her being pregnant in this video [QT] on her site.

All I can say is...hooo boy.

Oh Sweet Merciful Jesus

Rachael just sent me this, and all I can say is, thanks for the nightmares.

...hold me....

Take Me Home

I was a watching a show about "Reel Homes" on some channel (I have too many to keep track of. Maybe it was HG or something) and they did a segment on the Sleeper house. It's also known as The Sculptured House, and it's FOR SALE!

Once my stock goes through the roof again, I'm totally buying it--it comes with all that amazing furniture and everything! Too bad I'll have to live in Colorado, though...Although, maybe it wouldn't be too hard to move the entire thing to Tahoe or something. Who knows, it might even come with its own jet-propelled moving system--the house is THAT awesome.

Quoted at the Scene, a Mr. Nelson said, "HA Ha!"

This story reminds me of that Bugs Bunny cartoon where he and Daffy are competing in a game show for a prize of "1 million bucks," and the prize is revealed to actually be 1 million BOX...Cut to a huge box filled with a million tiny boxes.

Which reminds me--Cartoon Network stopped showing old Looney Tunes cartoons a while back, and that totally bummed me out. Anyone know if they started again? Or if there is another network that does? I'm hoping my digital cable install this weekend will result in SOME classic cartoon watching, preferably of the looney variety.