Musty TV's Maniacal Halloween Countdown - Day 20

It's Friday once again, and I'm going to take this opportunity to not recommend something, but instead warn you against seeing something.

If you've been contemplating seeing that new serial killer drama starring Michael Fassbender, DON'T. The Snowman is easily one of the worst movies of the year.

Not convinced? Maybe reading my full review over on SFist.com will do it.

In the meantime, here's a snowman much scarier than anything seen in The Snowman.

Get off my lawn!

Soggy Celery? YUM!

This week's reality TV locals post is now up on SFist!

Those with seafood allergies, stay away.

Don't You Dare Dismean Me!

This week's reality TV locals post is now up on SFist! Now scallop-free!

Just Desserts

This week's reality TV locals post is now up on SFist!

Is it Friday yet?

"Top Scallops," Coming This Fall To Bravo TV

This week's reality TV locals post is finally up on SFist.

And thus endeth another Monday. All hail the coming three-day weekend. Woo!

How Do YOU Pronounce "Scallops"?

This week's reality TV locals post is now up on SFist.com. Those with seafood allergies, look away.

Can I Borrow Your First Place Prize Kthxbai

The "Top Chef" portion of my reality TV locals post is now up on SFist.

OMG Christmas is so close. Nuts!

Sugar Busters

This week's reality TV locals post is up on SFist!

It's "Survivor"-centric today. Stay tuned for the "Top Chef" portion.

Who Doesn't Like Breakfast?!

This week's reality TV locals post has been up on SFist for a while, but I didn't have time till now to link to it.

And that's it because now it's time for bed!

For the Record: Septum Nose Rings Are NEVER Attractive

This week's reality TV locals post is now up on SFist.

Remember Thanksgiving? That was rad.

Peanut Butter and Spherical Olives

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Come ooooonnnnn Thursday!

Au Revoir Marjorie

This week's reality TV locals post is up on SFist, now with more food!

Going Dutch

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Gimme my weekend back!

Amster-daaayaaaam

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Bring on the rain!

Clogged

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Capital L, Small a..

This week's reality TV locals post is now up on SFist.

I think I have a cold. Or allergies. Or both. Whatever it is, I am feeling phlegmy, sneezy, and all those other fantastic things. Is it Friday yet?

Pretty Ugly

This week's reality TV locals post is now up on SFist!

Does anyone get Columbus Day off anymore? And if not, why does it still exist?

French = Socially Awkward

This week's reality TV locals post is now up on SFist!

Six Degress of Locality

A little late posting this, but this week's reality TV locals post is now up on SFist.

In the future, everyone you know will be on a reality show for 15 minutes.

America's Next Top Crazy

Oh, and I've also got a reality TV locals post up on SFist!