Wide Is the New Thin

Man, HTML is a pain in the ass. It took me an hour, but I finally figured out how to minimize the wasted space on the right and left of this blog so that I can stop shrinking the size of videos I post on here.

Sort of. This is as wide as I can seem to get the posting column to be before the sidebar disappears to the bottom of the page, below all the posts. And I'm sure I broke something that will only show up weeks from now when I try to add a LOLCat picture in a post or something, but whatever. That's all the HTML configuring I can take for now.

So, to inaugurate my new wide capabilities, here is my (and probably everybody's) favorite moment from last night's "Top Chef."

How to Keep Tears From Staining Your Shirt

This week's reality TV locals post is now up on SFist. Has been for a while, actually. Apologies...long day...

Better Late Than Liver

This week's reality TV locals post is now up on SFist.

Yeah. Sunday kinda came and went, didn't it?

We Hate Polska/Polska Kielba-a-a-sa...

(Sung to the tune of Barry Manilow's "Copacabana.")

This week's reality TV locals post is now up on SFist!

"Top Chef," you're working on my last nerve...

Top Restaurant Purchaser

This week's reality TV locals post, AKA a "Top Chef" recap, is now up on SFist.

Where the hell did my weekend go?

It's All Subjective, Really

This week's reality TV locals post is now up on SFist!

Warning: Questionable use of movies ahead.

There's No Such Thing As a Fancy Taco

This week's reality TV locals post is now up on SFist.

Warning: Ethnic cuisine discrimination ahead.

Vultures, Penguins, Trannies, and Hot Messes

Today's reality TV locals posts are up on SFist!

The first post covers "Top Model" and "The Bachelor." The second is all about "Top Chef."

Warning: elimination ahead!

Of Chicken Piccata and Raw Beef

This week's reality TV locals round-up comes in two tasty servings. Part one focuses on "America's Next Top Model," and you can read on SFist here.

And part two is all about "Top Chef" and its four local chefs. Read it here.

Warning: Questionable uses of raw meat and chicken ahead.