Where's Gulager?

Fans of the last season of "Project Greenlight" will be happy to hear that Feast will probably be released just in time for Christmas--which is a little sooner than the previously reported January 2006 release date.

As for the future of the series, Matt Damon isn't holding out hope.

A Show So Bad...

I totally forgot to consciously ignore it! NBC's reality series The Law Firm was cancelled after just two episodes.

Has TV's love affair with lawyers FINALLY, mercifully, ended?

Here We Go Again

Of course the anniversary of Marilyn Monroe's death couldn't pass without some yahoo coming out of the woodwork with evidence about the "true" nature of her death. Perhaps this is more interesting to me than most people (I've read an embarrassingly large number of Marilyn Monroe biographies), but something tells me we're never really going to know what happened.

But then again, I've spent my life thinking I'd never know who the real Deep Throat was, and thinking crop circles were mysterious creations. I'm ready for another of Life's Big Mysteries to be solved.

I'm Lame. I Know.

Yeah. I watch "Big Brother." And I'm ashamed. I hate it. I hate the people. I hate how boring it can be. I hate how it's on, like, EVERY NIGHT. But still I watch. So do me a favor and click on the photo, and when you get to the BB6 site, vote for Kaysar to be returned to the house. He was the only non-annoying guy there, and he's kind of cute, and I want him to come back. (But whatever you do, do NOT click on the photo of the bald idiot in the middle.)

Thanks.

In related news, why is the font on this post so funky?


And in "How the Hell Did I Not Know This?" News

According to this article SNL's Maya Rudolph is having director P.T. Anderson's baby. I had been wondering what he's been doing recently, and realize now it wasn't "what" but "who."

OH! Snap!

Anyway, the article also talks about how he's been hanging around the set of the new Robert Altman movie and might come in to pinch-hit if Altman should collapse from a heart attack or something. He IS 80 after all.

I *Heart* Buster Bluth

This week's SFist post is now up! Oh...Buster.

I Promise To Stop Talking About My Vacation

Eventually. But first let me talk some more about What I Did On My Summer Vacation.

I got a tan. Sort of. I couldn't lay in the 110 degree heat for very long, so I stayed in the shade as much as possible.

I got stung by a fire ant while floating on a raft in the pool. (I guess it was HIS raft or something. Sheesh!)

I saw dinosaurs and learned that evolution is a bunch of baloney! For some reason, whoever manages the dinosaurs in Cabazon, California doesn't think that whole "evolution" thing is true, and the brochures available at the gift shop, as well as their official Web site, explain as much. Weird.

I touched clothes that were once worn by Ginger Rogers, and bought a purse she May or May Not Have Owned. There's a great thrift store in Palm Springs called Celebrity Seconds, and it's full of Ginger Rogers' hand me-downs. Alas, she was a size 4 (with size 6 feet) so I wasn't able to buy any of her previous outfits, but it was still amazing to check them out. It's like a costume museum where everything is for sale.

Sheer Joy

That's what I'm feeling being back at work. Days spent floating in a pool? Free breakfasts? Fresh baked cookies at night? Pshaw! Nothing's better than what I'm doing right now.

::SOB:: Take me back!

OK...I'll survive. But will CBGB?

Not All in My Head

My interview with author Paula Kamen is now up at SFist. Go, now, go!

Happy Birth-Day, Dear Musty...

A day late and a dollar short, but I felt it should be noted that this here blog is officially one year old!! It's still drooling a bit, and only just beginning to crawl, but at least the babbling is making a little more sense.

Here's to year two!