Monday, July 21, 2008
Let's Play: Master and Puppet
I know just can't get enough "Big Brother" posts, so there's a recap of the first three episodes up on SFist now!
Sunday, July 20, 2008
I Promise Not To Embarrass My Family
Oh man. We're only four episodes into the new season of "Big Brother," and it's already kicking that previous season's ass all over the place. There are total nutballs in the house (the biggest being Renny from New Orleans, who is all kinds of awesome) and one guy I want to strangle with my bare hands. Yeah, I'm looking at you Big Baby Bodybuilder Jessie. He's got a huge chip on his shoulder about how people think he's stupid just because he's a bodybuilder. Truth is, no one has mentioned anything like that, but after tonight when he said, and I quote, "I've beat everybody at chess! Whether that's proof for the fucking pudding or not, what more do you need?", I'm sure that matter has been cleared up.
Of course, I don't think I'm going to convince anyone who isn't already addicted to this crack to start watching, so let me just share this bit of salaciousness. The houseguests have barely been there for a week, and people are already having sex. The thing that gets me is, they do it under the covers because there are cameras everywhere, but they're still mic'ed, so it's not like they're really fooling anyone. Anyway, there's nothing really that NSFW in the below clip, just some grunts and footsie action, but still. The best thing is the guy involved is a preacher's son who promised not to do anything to embarrass his family while on the show. I could be wrong, but being that I'M totally embarrassed watching this, I think his folks might have some issues with it.
Of course, I don't think I'm going to convince anyone who isn't already addicted to this crack to start watching, so let me just share this bit of salaciousness. The houseguests have barely been there for a week, and people are already having sex. The thing that gets me is, they do it under the covers because there are cameras everywhere, but they're still mic'ed, so it's not like they're really fooling anyone. Anyway, there's nothing really that NSFW in the below clip, just some grunts and footsie action, but still. The best thing is the guy involved is a preacher's son who promised not to do anything to embarrass his family while on the show. I could be wrong, but being that I'M totally embarrassed watching this, I think his folks might have some issues with it.
Wednesday, July 16, 2008
I'm Back and Bitter(er) Than Ever!
Well, I'm home from vacation. It sucks. What I wouldn't give to be back in Palm Springs, lounging by a quiet pool, sweating my ass off. It was such a fabulous trip, and it totally reminded me why people take vacations. I don't mean the kind of vacation that involves days of sight seeing and having to do this and that. I mean the kind of vacation where you spend hours doing nothing. Now THAT'S a vacation. Check out my photos here.
But now I'm home, and enjoying that last day of do-nothingness by ordering in some food and watching some movies about vacationers who get brutalized ("The Ruins" and "Funny Games"). Because if I can't be on vacation anymore, then no one else should either. And if they are, they deserve what they get.
But now I'm home, and enjoying that last day of do-nothingness by ordering in some food and watching some movies about vacationers who get brutalized ("The Ruins" and "Funny Games"). Because if I can't be on vacation anymore, then no one else should either. And if they are, they deserve what they get.
It's Camembert!
Hey! While I was on vacation, this week's Tube Tops still managed to get published. Check it out!
Friday, July 11, 2008
Bon Voyagee!
I'm taking off for vacation tomorrow morning in my brand new car (more on that later) and hope to be lounging in 100 degree heat by this very pool by late afternoon. Unless the projected thunderstorms hit, in which case I may just have to sit by that pool in the pouring rain; I am THAT determined to get some pool time.
Wednesday, July 09, 2008
'Cause I'm a Woman...
So, I was watching "So You Think You Can Dance" (shut up!) and they did a number to the tune "I'm a Woman," and it just reminded me that I can not listen to any version of that song and not think, "Hey, wait a minute, I thought the word 'Enjoli' came next?"; that '70s commercial has been so seared into my head that the actual song doesn't sound right anymore...
I don't think I ever actually tried Enjoli, but something about a perfume that lasts EIGHT HOURS just doesn't...uh..smell right to me.
I don't think I ever actually tried Enjoli, but something about a perfume that lasts EIGHT HOURS just doesn't...uh..smell right to me.
Monday, July 07, 2008
Sunday, July 06, 2008
It's Whistler's Mama!
This week's Tube Tops is now up on the SFGate Culture Blog!
Once again, a three-day weekend has come and gone in the flash of a firework. I'm sad now.
Once again, a three-day weekend has come and gone in the flash of a firework. I'm sad now.
Thursday, July 03, 2008
It's a Holiday Weekend. Get Mad.
AMC is offering a free look at the first episode of "Mad Men," and you can watch the entire thing below!
The new season starts on the 27th, and AMC will also be running a marathon on the 21st.
The first episode is not the best episode of the season, so if you watch this and come away a little underwhelmed, just know that it gets better. A whole lot better.
The new season starts on the 27th, and AMC will also be running a marathon on the 21st.
The first episode is not the best episode of the season, so if you watch this and come away a little underwhelmed, just know that it gets better. A whole lot better.
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