A Mystery Solved

I might be one of the few chicks out there who actually subscribes to Esquire magazine (and apparently even the magazine itself can't believe it, as the address label always reads "Mr. Rain"). For the past few months they've been running a feature called The Sexiest Woman Alive: Who Is She?, revealing a few clues and body parts each month. I was convinced it was Scarlett Johansson, but after doing some research, it appears to be somebody else, and all I can say is "Sexiest Woman Alive"?

Nuh-uh.