OK. I am coming in late to this, but I can not believe someone hasn't bought me, or told me about, or even mentioned the Haggis-On-Whey World of Unbelievable Brilliance books!But you know what? That's fine. Because it obviously means no one else has heard of them either. Which means you're all going to get copies for Christmas! So be sure not to go to Amazon to check out some pages from "Your Disgusting Head" and " Giraffes? Giraffes! (Giraffes? Giraffes!)" because you don't want to be spoiled about your gift.
Also, don't read the following excerpt:
We are here to learn about giraffes, or GIRAFFES. Giraffes are animals, sometimes known as aminals. Definition: Aminal (optional: animal): a being or creature that walks or flies and eats food. Aminals usually inhabit the Earth, roaming and looking at this and that and chewing cud or gum, but can sometimes inhabit your body cavities, where it is dark.And now that all that not reading is through, I've got to go learn more about how Feranando de la Mancini Goldfarb invented the ear in 1911 (also a good year for yeast.).
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